You know what my Mary's gone and done now, she's only gone and spent 60 quid on 2 tickets for the Shrewsbury

Flower Show.UK. that's a week down the pub for me, I'll have to miss a darts match now. Mind you them Poles are getting a bit noisy, we call 'em beetroot pluckers. Anyway it means I've got to miss my mates for a week, and traipse round Shrewsbury gawping at flipping flowers in the summer. If her mother spoke to me I would tell her I would, really.

You know what my Mary's gone and done now, she's only gone and spent 60 quid on 2 tickets for the Shrewsbury
Not you again Wat, it's that Shropshire air gets you all going I bet. Has Mary your ever done anything right ? You were moaning the other day she had done the garden wrong!!. I bet she cleans the car and the house and still changes the nappies of your six yr old son, Piers!


What about if Mary has saved her money from part time beetroot plucking with the eastern Europeans, think about it. Leave Mary alone and stop whinging.


If it gets unbearable, you can always jump off the Welsh Bridge


There are loads of pubs in Shrewsbury, if they're not flooded, and they play darts and dominoes
Reply:D'ont mind sir the nice men in the white suits are on their way
Reply:There is always the beer tent
Reply:Why gawp at flowers? Just cross over the Porthill pedestrian suspension bridge at the bottom end of the Quarry and stay in the boathouse pub on the other side. It has a range of real ales, does good fresh food and has a beer garden on the river... perfect!
Reply:OK...........She must be Onslows sister in law and your names Richard.
Reply:Inconsiderate woman. Grounds for divorce i'd say.
Reply:She's a bugger your Mary,isn't she?
Reply:right





step one,


buy gun





step two


employ someone to use the gun





step three


get your mary killed





step four,


sell tickets on ebay








remember,


no one comes between man, and alcohol





lmao XD
Reply:lol....that was funny!!!! some of us girls can be such inconsiderate souls! Are you going to huff about it the whole time your at the garden show now, just so she knows not to do it again! thought so.........

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